I may have been guilty, during my uni years, of instructing people who asked me "how do you say 'hello' in Greek?", to say "είσαι μαλάκας"

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demonstrate that male college undergraduates underreported masturbation

I knew it!

In an extensive University of Chicago survey from 1994, "approximately 27% of men surveyed reported masturbating at least once a week

Yeah ... right ...

A little thing that might not have gone unnoticed by the OCD reader

Thank you, thank you once again Alexander.

women won't masturbate as much as men: people masturbate because they can't get the real thing, and women can get laid whenever they want!

Well ... 😏

It is always great to read your work Alexander. This was a very, very entertaining read! Also, the insights you delivered here as to why gender differences matter are smart and unarguable, to say the least.

All the best :)