Short stories

I found these stories quite funny.

I asked, "Doctor, My reports?"

Doctor replied with a heavy sigh, "Just got the reports, I'm afraid it's exactly what we thought.....I'm sorry"

I got so depressed hearing the doctor.

Doctor again said, "hey..come on Gowtham...this is the time, you should be brave...don't lose hope"

I asked the doctor with voice mixed with sadness, frustration and anger, "How much time I have, doctor?"

Doctor told with a stern voice, " Maximum 3-4 years"

I asked him, "Can we have a second opinion, doctor?"

Doctor told, "No use...we have double checked your reports"

I sat there silently lost in gloom.

Doctor came near me, kept a hand on my shoulder and said, "Don't lose hope Gowtham, research is in progress on this in US, we will find some solution"

I said with a hopeless voice, "Why doctor..why should this happen to me..?"

Doctor said assuringly, "Gowtham..Hairloss is a common problem these days"

I said, "I'm not yet married doctor"

Doctor asked, "Do you know why you are losing hair?"

I replied, "Because of tension"

Doctor enquired, "Why are you tensed?"

I replied, "Because of hairloss"

Doctor-"Ohh..."

I just came out of my home, when a girl, out of nowhere, stood before me and asked, "Hey...what's your favorite movie?"

I-"Wh...what...why?"

She-"Arey...tell na?"

I-"OK..K...Rush Hour..."

She-"If you download this movie in your mobile faster than I do in my mobile, I'll give you an lifetime mobile bill free offer"

I-"What bullshit....are you kidding?"

She-"No kidding yaar...try it...you have nothing to lose"

I-"OK...alright"

She-"Here we go...START!"

We both started to download the movie in our respective mobiles.

And 'VOILAA', I have downloaded the movie at a lightning speed compared to her.

I screamed," Here it is...Full Download"

She seemed visibly surprised and I have seen colors change in her face.

She said," Hey...how's it possible...are you using 4G sim...?"

I-"No"

She-"Then...how...you must be faking"

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I-"No. It is...WiFi connected

  BTW... when will the offer gets activated?"

And she crept away silently.