to understand this post is better to read it on 2 voices like a nutjob.....* damn autocorrect * mean like reading a script :)

To steem or not to steem - this is the question!
To steem, to post, is that all?
No, no, to steem , to post to make the wallet grow
For in that steem when you awake
A big fat wallet shall await

• What tha......wha the fuq is steem?!?

- Wow, wow, hey dude language, this is a nice community not a hillbilly dota 2 chat!

• Ok, i'm sorry, but you don't stop talking about this steem and it drives me crazy, what is it??

- Do you want to know what steem is??

• Yes.

- Do you really what to know?! * with a voice slightly risen *

• YES!! * shouting *

- Ok, i will teach you the ways of the Steem.

• Do you really need to use star Wars reference?

- Yes. * calmly answers *

• Huh, ok .

-Steemit is a web site that lets you interact with the steem blockchain.The steemit blockchain is a system which uses virtual currency to reward users who post, comment or rate posts or comments.

• So if posting and commenting will get me rewarded with a currency how will i make my posts good and likeable?

-Well imagine steem like a first time experience , like meeting someone new.

• Ah... and how will that help me?

- Well let s imagine that steem is a person and you meet her for the first time, what do you do?

• Ah . . . is a she?!

- Let's assume is a she.

• Aaaa. . . . * starts blushing ,forehead sweats *

- OK. . . that was akward.

- When meeting someone new you should always be yourself, don t try to impress by being someone you are not, unless you are BATMAN, if you are BATMAN be BATMAN,always be BATMAN ,always. * repeats intensifying *
\ -Say funny thing to capture her attention, interesting thing , talk about her, expose her best qualities.

• Aaa . . . I don t get it!!!

- OFC you don t , clearly this isn't your strongest suit.

• Hmm . . .* with a sad expresion on his face *

- C'mon don t worry you will be fine, listen, what i am trying to say is this
#1 : always be original in your posts, even if nobody upvoted you, it dosen t matter, you were original and that a step forward .
#2 : come with interesting things to the community,funny , special, helpfull ,articles that will attract readers.
#3 : and don t be afraid to mention steem in your posts if you have success because that will build trust in this system and others will join and a bigger community is always welcomed.

• ZzzZzzzzZzzz. . . .

- Dude, what the f***?! * with a risen voice *

• What?!

- Were you asleep?

• No,no ofc not.

- Then what was i saying ?

• You asked me if was asleep.

-* facepalm * Before that smartass!

-You were talking about a girl. . . . no, no , steem, you were talking about steem, see i was paying attention

\ - Ok i m done * throws papers in air and leaves *

Hey you, Yes you, wake up