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Suddenly, the front room got quiet. The silence was only broken by the sound of pacing on the wooden floor. Someone was still out there. what movie was next in the collection?

"You wanna keep going?" a male voice asked in a tone I nearly recognized.
A strange raspy Gremlin sounding voice "Yeess"
"That's another" The male voice came again. "Two month, I've got you! I own you for the rest of your naturally born life. Instead of going to prison, you'll come here!"

I peaked around the corner to see a middle aged man in a suit with no tie, and the shirt unbottoned three buttons down stalking in front of a bunch of school desks. Behind each desk was a Gremlin. But they were all dressed like 80's school students.

I looked back at the pile of DVD's and under the Gremlins had been the John Hughes flick, "Breakfast Club" I gave a bit of a chuckle as I turned back to the room in time to watch Assistant Principle Vernon head for the front door. "The next time I have to come in here, I'm cracking skulls!" came the iconic line as the front door slammed shut behind him.

When I turned back to where the Gremlin students had been sitting, the school desks were gone, replaced by the library couches, the Gremlins sat around passing a joint between them. We'd skipped ahead in the movie.

One gremlin was trying to apply lipstick with ill formed cleavage, one was ruffling through a purse bigger than it was, while yet another was munching on the smoke as he exhaled.

It was too bad I got Gremlin Breakfast Club, Ally Sheedy and Molly Ringwald had both looked amazing back in those days, and I wouldn't have minded if both turned up in my lounge.

A sound behind me drew my attention back to the Reality Player. The Display Read "Movie End, Switching Disk".

And then all hell broke loose.