KNIFE WAHALA

in #story โ€ข 7 years ago

I ran into a church carrying a brand new knife๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ—ก๐Ÿ—ก
and asked,
"Who is a christian here?" The whole Church
went as silent as a
grave yard. I asked again, "How can a full
Church have no christian?". No one replied. Then
I grabbed
the nearby young man and went out with him
and told
him, "Come and help me kill my chicken for
Easter
because I don't know how to do it". After the
young man had killed the Chicken,๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ“๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝ he told me
that he didn't
know how to skin it ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณand that I should go back
to the Church and get someone else to help me .
I
returned to the church with the knife again
dripping with blood . When the Pastor saw me in
the church with blood dripping from my knife,๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ—ก๐Ÿ—ก๐Ÿ—ก๐Ÿ—ก๐Ÿ—ก๐Ÿ—ก he
immediately
shouted, "My Brothers in islam, Sollu Ala nabbiy
kareem๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™ˆ
The whole church responded Sala llahu alayhi
wasalam.!!!๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝ๐Ÿผ
Don't laugh alone make other laugh too by liking
and sharing ..๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚.
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