Funny jokes crack your bone.
Please Mind how u save numbers. I wanted to change the chairs in my sitting room so i went to bedmate furniture . A lady took me round to see what was available . I saw some nice chairs so I then told the lady who is a staff that I will come back . I decided to take her number for follow up . I them saved her number as Joy bedmate. At home the phone rang and madam picked the phone . I don't know how I got to the place I am now with drips on my hand. I was not given sufficient time To explain that she works at bedmate furniture
#copied😀😀😀
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Five things baffles me a lot.
- NEPA Office using a generator.
- The Chairman of Okada Union driving an SUV.
- The Chief Executive of Tecno using an Iphone.
- The CEO of Innoson driving a Range Rover.
- The Nigeria Police using a chain on their generator to prevent theft.
. 😜😝😅🤣😜😜🤣🤣
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See Strategy!
A man returns home from a long tiring day at work. He goes to his room looking blank. Reaches out to his bag and gives his wife 2 tablets of paracetamol. His wife is dazed and asks what it's for. He responds that it's for her headache. The woman still shocked replies with speed, "but I don't have head ache". The husband suddenly lights up - "You have said it, thank God, no excuse tonight". Lol.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lesson: Be Proactive.
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I just heard that because of VALENTINE'S DAY GIFTS, some girls are even apologizing for what they Didn't do wrong.
They Be Like ''sweety,I'm Sorry For What Watford did to Chelsea
😂😂😂😂😂
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The way female bankers explain account opening is so sexy.....
They will be like.....
I will open it for you so you can put something inside okay
Whether big or small just put something.😂😂😂😂😂
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Please if you are a stammerer.
I take God name beg you. Don’t tell any Nigerian woman that her Toe is big.
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People de craze oooo😄😄😄
During s3x some ladies be like; “pls baby don't cum
inside!"
They think it's easy to jump out from a running vehicle.😃😃
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God has decided to take over some activities of 2018
14/2/2018 (Valentine's Day) is Ash Wednesday
1/4/2018 (April Fool Day) is EASTER SUNDAY
It is the year of the Lord
Hope am the first to tell u this.
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The keke I entered today wanted to overtake a trailer. The trailer blocked him, the next thing the keke man started warning the trailer driver "I WILL JAM YOU O!!! That was when I alighted without reaching my destination. You want to jam him with what? You see weed! Fear weed!!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭