So this tinder-date pooped in non-functioning toilet, so she had to come up with a plan - Which didn't work (watch the photos)
I read this hilarious story on line and just couldn't believe it UNTIL i saw evidence = pictures.
So this guy met a girl on tinder - as usual and after successful dinner date they went back to his flat to watch a documentary about Scientology (i totally recommend, such a crazy cult). At some point the girl felt the need to poop. Pretty basic human biological need, nothing special about that.
So, after doing her business, she flushed the toilet and it didn't freaking work. Confused as she was, she decided to wrap the poop in the piece of paper and throw it out of the window. Thank god there even was a window. Not. Little did she know that the window was double-sided, so instead of dropping the poop out to the bushes in the garden, it fell between two window glasses and found it's place in this narrow space. God damn it.
So? What to do next? I can so relate to that panic feeling she probably had. I bet she thought about just running the fuck out of his flat and never look back. Instead she was honest and told her date what happened. Simply: "I pooped in your toilet, it didn't work, so i wrapped it in paper and threw it "out" = between your freaking windows.
The guy acted as a real gentlemen and began to solve the problem. He went to get some tools so he could take down the window.
The hero in this story - "poop-girl" as we know her had a better idea.
When the guy came back, he found her half in between the windows reaching out for her stinky package. So there they were. Poop-girl head first between the windows with legs reaching out and the guy just confused. Poor dude. She managed to grab the poop PASSED it to the guy, who threw it in the toilet AGAIN! What? Only this time it worked.
Hello there!
Huh.. what a event. I bet they taught it would be over. Not.
After trying to pull herself out, it was pretty clear that she was stuck. What the hell now? After a few minutes the flat was fulled with local firemen with equipment to free this little stuck bird. Long story short - she got out. And she lived happily ever after.
Ad the guy posted this on line, collected donation money to replace the window and a few extra hundreds which he donated to local charity.
This was very good. LMAO Upvote!