Laughing Out Loud: A Collection of Hilarious Jokes

Funny Jokes to Brighten Your Day
1. The Clever Barber
Once a barber was cutting a man's hair, and they got into a friendly conversation. The barber mentioned, "I have the most intelligent dog. He can even answer questions!" Intrigued, the man asked, "Really? What's his name?" The barber proudly replied, "Two Dollars." The man was confused and asked, "Why did you name him Two Dollars?" The barber chuckled and said, "Because every time I ask him a question, I get a Two Dollar answer!"

2. The Talking Parrot
A man bought a talking parrot, hoping to teach it new phrases. However, the parrot seemed uninterested and refused to speak. Frustrated, the man threatened to return the parrot to the store. Suddenly, the parrot exclaimed, "Wait! I'll talk, I promise!" Surprised, the man asked, "Why the sudden change?" The parrot replied, "Because I don't want to end up as a squawk at the pet store!"