so this was de my sunday btw

in #stuff2 years ago (edited)

it seems theres often a wrong impression, also here in a neighbourhood where everyone who rents and is imported doesnt have to pay or do shit to the house while everyone who bought one gets punished for it

Between the romance and the bromance, the sex, the violence, the netflix, chilling and gaming

the coding for lulz all day

while the girls in the basement, your abducted daughters my cat sniffs out and i go catching at night as they fall through the window, are cooking the coke

here its IN REAL LIFE MORE LIKE

you have acquired bathroom plumbing level 1

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PING!

never fixed one in my life but HEY, what are you gonna do "if its only a 100 dollar?"

you have acquired toilet plumbing level 1

PING!


you have acquired general plumbing level 1

PING!


you have acquired cleaning level 90

PING!

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So the shower head broke off and there was nothing

you have acquired x-yo superglue van e goe joeër

so it moves up and down and left and right but no more front and back since

"its only a hundred dollar" and luckily there was just enough liquid glue left and LUCKILY it stuck

if you had 60 jobs (on the books counting) you have seen quite a few people do quite a few things, if you have been AlleyCat double so

the toilet downstairs left the choice between : you can acquire plumbing or a small pool in the hall

never fixed a toilet in my life

as it turns out

you have maxed out general analysis, you are now the god of analyzer

PING!

some parts of the waterbox on top that hold it steady on top of the rubber in between broke off because theres no cushion so every time anyone leans back it moves like 5-7 maybe 10cm, over years that gave some tears

b/c of that the thing wasnt steady in place anymore

BIG PROBLEM

"because its only a hundred dollars"

so upstairs here in rose white theres a mysterious toilet that sits there never used

so

you have acquired plumbing level 2 , +10 points

after careful consideration figured out how to remove the top bit without breaking anything

(its kinda simple but tricky if you were to use force you're gonna be like totally fucked)

and placed it on the one downstairs

best and only available option because

"its only a hundred dollar"

so

there was a minor drip still but apparently

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that was where the water intake is so if that persists (it seems to be over now) some of that plumber tape they often use between screws (they do !) should fix it

ofcourse i dont have that in the house after all

two days ago we were at plumbing level 0 with 0 points to it (unless you count switching a toilet seat as plumbing)

but it seems to be working, no glue no silicone (there wasnt any to begin with on the downstairs toilet so we made a genius deduction : "since it wasnt leaking for years the silicone is not needed BECAUSE THERES ZERO TRACE OF IT ANYWHERE ON THAT TOILTET"

hence

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you have acquired cleaning lvl 99 + 10 points

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THE FUNNY THING IS

no one ever gets a thankyou for this let alone any money and

for some reason with all the "its only a hundred dollars we didnt spend today"

we still cant buy an amiga to write a demo on

HOW QUAINT ????


see ?

now, if you dont mind, theres also dishes and stuff and dustmite allergy means floor needs cleaning every day thx

so between that and dinner

the gods blessed us with rain so luckily there was no masjen in den of

HOW ABOUT THAT LARRY ?

bill ?

jeff ?

elon ?

spare a maid ?

a butler ?

... we'd like to do some more programming

but its time to eat and first cycle

if theres no puddle in the hall tomorrow we'll assume we can screw the screws

... well its not our house

and the owners kinda

...

they're already past armageddon or something

DOZO

our sunday

THATS GANGSTER

so we have lots of time

for suit politics and politically correct discussions and uplifting talk about how bitcoin will save the world !

all the money we didnt pay today .... if we actually HAD THAT to spend

we probably COULD buy an amiga (500 ocs)

but we dont

on top of that there is fedex and the extortion bureau trying to bill us twice b/c some CS-rep gave us a bank account number for HOLLAND

"and they cant find it in their system"

thats american IT then ?

that makes windows so much clearer


yea, the rest is aesthetic post processing

it first needs the testrun for a few days, precious

we have acquired common sense lvl 100 some time ago

YEA FUCK THAT SHIT

and your gangster shit in your 2m² town

what a fucking bullshit

i think they're trying the "lets lure one while you film behind the corner so we can push them for money" routines again

mostly aangelanden

DONT CARE, we dont go outside here, its kinda hard to stalk us these days


euh ...

no

we still believe this is the end of the world (tho not like the planets gonna explode or something any generation soon) as the mayans but only in a bad way, this is moving towards a deeper cali-yuga instead of the satya

maybe that makes more sense to 1/5th of the worlds population than a 5000 year old mayan codex but you should check the similarities

so ... since you already took everything and stuck us in

GAT


for life with no exits remaining

... we have no intention of rebooting the socializer

we were gAWkEd by the zig demo (even if its not the most impressive audiovisual experience it shows that ZIG is as operational as the death star and THAT ... is GUD b/c we wanna spend the days until ragnarok in a way that keeps our mind calm and we are NEVER as calm and quiet as when coding)

so scrapp all that old from the table

we HAVE a c64 , just like the kid and will just like the kid wanted do stuff64
but new is new

and none of that new shit is new
but Zig is 2013 (and AGK is 2015 btw)

so YEA

but thats it

its an accidentall post followed by an accidental post on how the entropy in the universe is best observed in the kitchen overnight

and apparently also

in the bathroom

and the toilet when you drop your guard

its like fighting fucing Sauron and we are

VERY

very

tired