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If I could I would, I feel like a hot shower, its horrible :(

Woman suffers a lot! First with period, than with childbirth and menopause! Damn!!

Menstruation. Menopause mental breakdowns all begging with MEN

Ahah, that can work not only in english but also in portuguese!
Menstruation=menstruação
Menopause= Menopausa
Men = Homens
In english it begins with men, in portuguese it ends with men!! (ahah, poor guys, I'm not a feminist!)

Its in the writing its MENS fault lol :)