[Story] Welcome to your New Life!
Welcome to your new home.
Welcome to Azimuth Home, provided for you for your new career in the Azimuth Corporation Enclave, area 44. We hope you – and your family – enjoy your stay in this BRONZE DELUXE(R) package apartment unit, allowing you to truly Point to the Stars(TM) while you enjoy your stay as a valuable Azimuth resource.
Your BRONZE DELUXE(R) unit rental fee, water, electricity, sustenance resource provision, and silverware, television, and appliance & bed rental fees will be automatically deducted from your weekly wages and inserted into Azimuth Coin HyperWallet. Azimuth would like to remind you that resource provisions are specifically tailored based upon your individual physical/mental demands and should not be shared with others inside or outside your unit.
Cutting Edge Marketplace Service
Thanks to your DELUXE additions, feel free to access with Azimuth Intranet shopping, television, and social networking services at no cost to you at any time by going to your complimentary Azimuth Horizon tablet system.
You can also access a whole plethora of information and services through our friendly voice activated MISTRAL(TM) service. Simply shout "Hey MISTRAL!" at your nearest appliance, and ask it any question you wish. If you wish to explore other external services, you can do so by upgrading your unit to INDIUM or higher, or upgrading the appropriate package extension from the Azimuth Marketplace. Up to two devices can be active at any time.
Please remember that any self-repair or tampering of, or installation of unsafe and uncontrolled software onto your Azimuth appliances can result in fines, suspensions, and even termination of your Azimuth employment and eviction from the enclave.
Safety at Every Level
Thanks to being in the cutting edge in physical security systems in the engineering of Azimuth enclaves, your unit should be perfectly safe from over 99.9% of non-affiliated delinquents and miscreants through a series of eBadge checkpoints, security bots, drone patrols, and disintegration gates. To date, no roving band has managed to penetrate the outer perimeter of an Azimuth home.
To avoid potential accidental liquidation, ensure that your eBadge security band is fastened to family members too young to have an embedded chip badge.
Enclave 44 proudly contracts:
CENTURION AUTOMATED JUSTICE SYSTEMS
as your security provider. Please visit the office on the first floor, or call them with MISTRAL(TM) if you have personal trouble that cannot be resolved by Azimuth human resources, or have any questions. A fingerprint and iris scan will be sent to them to help verify your identity.
Please note that, unless your job demands it, all employees and family members must return to their quarters before 10:00 PM, local standard time, in order to ensure their safety. If you lose track of time, don't worry. Your smartwatch or vision augment will inform you of the exact time to head back.
Unparalleled Freedom
Inside the safety of the Enclave's walls, Azimuth gives you unparalleled freedom to do what you want to do. Travel anywhere through VR unit rental. Buy and tinker with an Raspberry Pi kit to find that new potential Azimuth product. When you need to celebrate, cook foods like never before with a wide variety of available designer kitchenware. The possibilities are endless.
The air has been perfectly blended and filtered, so no masks or hepa-lungs are required indoors, and water limits are up to 11% higher than many other corporate enclaves.
Don't have any more money for your adventures? Don't worry. You can view short advertisements to augment your abilities, and even automatically debit to your Azimuth credit account.
As of March of 2024, all Azimuth enclaves now allow the responsible consumption of performance units. You may choose between daily delivery of Megaderm(R) caffeine/nicotine patches, Creative Biotechnology Lysergol (TM) microdosers, Ecsta-systems Lil' Pickmeup(TM), and Inti PurePower CNS (TM) proprietary coca neural stimulators (TM), administered by a robotic helper. Availability subject to clearance by your manager and based upon your career path. Note that use of alcohol, traditional tobacco products, and opioids is strictly prohibited outside of the enclave bars.
Your career has also never been so flexible. At your Azimuth Home, work how you want, when you want. Pick your choice of task at the hour you choose, and the rate you want to do it for. Azimuth will then automatically pick the most optimum person available for the task, and pay you the rate you ask. With the meritcoin system, it's also never a question of when you'll get your next promotion.
Are you ready?
Swipe left to open the door and begin your new, exciting life at Azimuth Corporation!
This is basically already how Google employees live. The autismal side of me finds it deeply appealing, but your mileage may vary.