RE: The Schteinn Science Report ~ The Commercial Success and Inevitable Failure of the Pink Baby Pool ~
What in the heck are the Pepsi Spits? No, no, don't answer that! Lol.
I think this company really missed a huge opportunity that might have salvaged their product without changing the name: Why did they assume only human pink babies would use it? Why not those cute little newborn kittens or puppies that don't have quite all their hair, and are sort of pink all over? Forget that oldfashioned tongue bath from their mother - that's so animalistic. Maybe zoos could use it to let the baby monkeys - still pink of course - splash about in it - with appropriate arm floaties of course.
I happen to be the baby in the family. Naturally when you mix white skin with Florida you get pink...so I think this might have been a good gift for me. Too bad they went out of business.
Pepsi spits is the competition of coca-cola spits and don't make me even start with dr.peper spits!
No, probably better shy away from the Pepsi spits. Just something all older brothers must learn when they get their manual for how to pester little brother. You must not have had an older one, or he was nice to you.
Gotta love 40 paragraphs on Pink babies....and you've come up with a whole lot more fodder for thought and thesis. The sky's the limit (uh oh). Though I'm so busy right now, probably won't get to it. What was that? A collective sigh from the masses?
I think you're really onto something with your monkeys and pools and such. Maybe you can get an honorary M.S. (Masters of Studies) at the S.S.S.S. I miss getting cooked in Florida. Family might be going next summer, but who goes to Florida in the summer? It IS cheaper, but I don't think I'll still be able to afford it. As Mom would say, "We shall see." Cheers to a nice night down yonder and way over.
I think you've opened up a whole new world of theory here. More fodder for Scienctific discovery.