Yes, I feel your pain. Recently, I took my kids to school and brought the dog along. (He usually lifts his leg up to pee on something about once a minute.) In the just-before-the-bell rush of kids and parents, the dog stopped and I thought he was peeing on a plant. I turned around to see a big brown mess right on top of a plant. It wasn't the kind you could pick up quickly with a bag. And it was almost directly in the path of all the oncoming kids and parents. Ick.