I was just on my typical stalker round near your apartment and you can't believe what I saw. @Escapist was telling all your plants that they are ugly and smelly.
I was amazed on what I saw.
Luckily I have the secret key to your apartment, so I just told your plants nice things afterwards. No need to thank me though, I'm just an ordinary superhero of this world.
I knew it, that bitch! Trying to kill my plants so that hers look nicer!
Thank you for being you<3
I'm just trying my best while battling against people who are mean towards plants.
Why apsu! Always ratting from me!
This is what you get. First you squeeze your bread dough too hard, now you tell mean things to a plant.
You should shame!
I am sorry, but this is too funny!
Have a nice day, folks!
Thanks :D