1. Find a cottage by the sea, a stack of dry wood and a good few litres of gasoline.

2. Summon your fire breathing dragon dog.

3. Jump over the bonfire. Go ahead, it's not that dangerous.

4. Play around with the fire once it's almost out – because why not?

5. Capture the midsummer fire demon and keep it safe for the upcoming winter.

^{Photo by @jannekoi}