The day I punched a Cow in the face with the hardest punch in human history - called - The Day the world stood still!

Well this story happened when I was traveling Vietnam. I decided to free my mind and get a motorbike and drive from south to north Vietnam in 2 months. Many things happened but this story is one of the Storys someone will never forget and it is pretty entertaining.

I woke up in the morning and had some breakfast, like every other morning, It was a beautiful day and I felt like destiny itself was on my side. So at around 10 o'clock I jumped on my motorbike and started to drive to the next adventure on my road to freedom.

After an hour driving through the city I reached the highway and increased my speed to around 90 km/h. The air was clean, the road was free. Everything was just perfect. Now I have to tell you a little bit about my motorbike. It was an Honda Win 100, as you can see on the picture it's an absolute beauty. The sound of my bike was like a melody and the smell was better than the best perfume on this planet. 

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But anyway the breaks weren't the best, they were "Vietnam Style". The whole bike was more or less "Vietnam style". This means it just does it's job and drives you from A to B.

Well everything was great! Halfway on the road I saw some cows on the left side of the highway about 600 meters away and suddenly something scared them and they started jumping from the left side of the highway on my side and to the grass on the right side of the highway. I thought to myself "Fuck!!!!! This is it!!!! Shit, this is how I'm gonna end.". I knew more people get killed by cows than by sharks. Cows are the real killer sharks. The film Sharknado should be called "COWNADOO - The Cowpocalypse". Suddenly I got the plan to drive between those cows. 300 meters left I was breaking like hell but still 50 km/h fast. The cows were running in a row one after the other and this was my luck. 100 meter left still 40 km/h the breaks were really lose on that day. So I had to look for the space between the cows to drive through.

0 meter and the moment was real! I was driving between the two cows. On the right side the ass of one cow and on the other side the face of the other one. The thing is they were still running and I couldn't drive through without hitting one of the cows. 

That was the moment I was still something about 30 km/h fast and my left fist punched the cow directly in the face. Spit and hair everywhere. Everything was in slowmotion. The cow was like "muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh" in slow motion, I was like "FUUUUUUUUCKIIIIIING SHIIIIIIIIT, THIS ISNT REALLY HAPPENING!?!?!?!". The punch was so hard, that you still call the day "The shockwave which shattered the whole world". The ground broke, the weather suddenly got dark. People are still traumatized from that day.

Well the cow got really dazed after I punched her. I stopped and looked back. The cows were looking at me like a cow-gang. The owner of the cows was looking at me and started yelling things on vietnamese. I was just like "This is absolutely surreal." and I decided to take off and move on. I didn't realize what happened for one hour on the road. I just looked at my fist plenty of times, there was still some hair and spit of the cow. This was the only thing which showed me that this story really happened. 

Till this day, this story is absolutely unbelievable, but it really happened exactly how I described it. :) (Maybe I used some rhetorical devices but ... Nah not really :D)

I hope you enjoyed this little story of mine that happened in vietnam. There are still a lot of other storys that are shareworthy. If you are interested in more just tell me. :)