Me and the Chinese stripper!

  Throughout my experiences from living in China, one of the weirdest and craziest things that I ever encountered was going out clubbing, and in this process, getting called up on stage by a Chinese stripper in front of hundreds of people, including my friends and even my girlfriend…

 My girlfriend was staying in a town 2 hours away from me. I would go visit every weekend and we would go out drinking. Our favourite club was a place called ENFE. Like all Chinese clubs, this place had the most generic and annoying techno and the whole place is covered with weird tables that all have the same weird dice game that everyone would play. 

The one night we went out to ENFE, as we were meeting up with all our friends, I saw a Chinese stripper on the stage. She had all her hair shaven off and was wearing some kind of gimp mask with a Mohawk on the top. No one was looking but me, then she turned her head towards me and pulled me on to the stage. My friends and girlfriend turned around and just saw me on stage with some stripper in front of hundreds of people. She proceeded to put ice down my pants and other really inappropriate things. You’d think that my girlfriend would be mad about this, but since she’s really cool, she filmed it and laughed about it with me! 

Obviously being a guy, I went and told all my friends about this and shared all the videos, I even showed my mother! If you’re ever going to a club in China, just know that you are going to have a crazy time!