Lol, I am glad that some people appreciate the jokes that I throw in there. Hippos are some of the most dangerous animals in Africa. They kill so many people every year. They are super territorial and bite people in half. I always laughed on the Jungle Cruise ride at Disneyland because they always had the hippos right next to the boats. They usually attack fisherman by knocking them out of their boats and then killing them.

It's hard to believe this could be such a monster when it grows up.

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