THE TRUTH (April Fools Joke)

in #truth7 years ago (edited)

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I’m sorry, I can’t do this anymore.

Almost 10 months ago, I joined Steemit with only one goal: To keep people from learning the truth. I wrote posts about vaccines, cancer, misguided conspiracy theorists, how to manipulate statistics and other topics. I drew in readers by writing fiction stories and then turned more and more scientific.

I am regarded as one of the most trustworthy people on the blockchain.

But it is all a lie. This is not me. This is me.

You see, I’m not even a woman. Everything you thought you knew about me was a lie.

I didn’t join Steemit to have a larger audience for my stories, and I didn’t stay for the community. I stayed because I was being paid for it. Not through the rewards on my posts, not mainly. Those were a nice pocket money.

But no, the real money came from Big Pharma. I’m a professional writer, who was hired by them to spread untruths, to support their standing and success in our world. And you people ate it up, happily! Believing my every word!@suesa

The money I earned over the past few months would have been enough to let me live comfortable for the rest of my life.

But as Steem price dropped, so did the interest of Big Pharma. The Steem blockchain is getting less and less interesting for them, and they’ve been paying me less and less the past few weeks. You might have noticed that my posting frequency dropped. That’s not because I’m working on my “bachelor thesis”, it’s because I’m not paid well enough anymore to post daily.

And who of you believed the whole story about me being a biology student working on her bachelor’s degree anyways? I can’t believe anyone fell for that. Who has ever seen an undergraduate write like I did on this blog? Who lets ’s an undergraduate work with mice, or, even worse, CRISPR/Cas9?

I just said this to test my credibility. And you believed it.

With the declining support from Big Pharma, I slowly stopped seeing a reason to keep spreading their lies, especially because it has been hard on my consciousness. I know that, after publishing this post, I will be forced to go into hiding. You will probably not hear from me, ever again. I already started the process of powering down all my Steem Power, to have some funds.

I hope they won’t catch me, although I am almost certain that, one day, they will. They always do.

Nobody is safe.

And you most certainly aren’t either.

Be careful

~ “Suesa”





I hope you all realize, that today is the 1st of April and that this was an April fool’s joke. Also, the picture of the man has been taken from pixabay.com, just as the cover picture. Wishing you who celebrate it a happy Easter and everyone else a nice day! Title has been edited on April 2nd 6:41 am GMT+2

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Hah, this is by far the best lie today :) I was about to make my confession too, but happily i have read the small print. So i will keep lying on and posting images that i did not take :)

I had to look at the code in order to find out how you made your text
smaller
and smaller
and smaller

:P

How does one do that?
I have never been able to figure that out

Use nested < sub > < /sub> tags

Thanks a lot man!
Thanks
Thanks
Thanks

So in other words, if am not wrong, you are confessing coz they are paying you low?
I wonder what would have been the situation if they doubled your money.

You didn't read last lines of the post ......april fool! haha!

Aaaand you didn't read the small print.

Well, two times I am fooled, one by you and other by @acidyo :@

you need to step up your game then :P

The small print is too small to read...

Which was kind of the intention. And the reason one of the tags is "april-joke".

i dont even see the point of his confession, its isnt credible and it could all be a farce. So they dont pay you and you now want to tell the truth if they didnt you wouldnt. Hahahahahahahaha, what a joke?

Yes, that was what made the post interesting. Though I came late, only discovered it the 2nd day of April. I was reading and nodding my head like this is over for @suesa's steemit career and Bigpharma have a public image to clean up.

I actually finished reading and was about closing it when I saw the last line like writing. I thought it was a signature as people are used to here. Something piqued my curiosity to read it and I found out it was an April fools joke. And to think I even wrote one myself in the morning of that 1st April but totally missed this one.

https://steemit.com/truth/@oladokun/i-mistakingly-killed-my-father-sobbing-regretably

Yours is unique @suesa, creative and I like it. Do check mine if you have the time.

yes because most people seek the truth with minimal effort and they will never get away with it

I AM getting away with it. Muahahahahaha.

Yes, that was what made the post interesting. Though I came late, only discovered it the 2nd day of April. I was reading and nodding my head like this is over for @suesa's steemit career and Bigpharma have a public image to clean up.

I actually finished reading and was about closing it when I saw the last line like writing. I thought it was a signature as people are used to here. Something piqued my curiosity to read it and I found out it was an April fools joke. And to think I even wrote one myself in the morning of that 1st April but totally missed this one.

https://steemit.com/truth/@oladokun/i-mistakingly-killed-my-father-sobbing-regretably

Yours is unique @suesa, creative and I like it. Do check mine if you have the time.

Truly, when I read your post I understand that your story genuine however finally I know I was tricked by you, I trust they never get you @suesa. I thoroughly comprehend why you did this homez. I don't censure you. Truth be told I praise you for your intensity. Remain couragous my sir. You are somewhere down in the zone. My supplications are with you stunnerman. You help me to remember the witness Paul who was a Pharisee of Pharisess and wound up checking all that he learnt under the law as junk contrasted with the beauty of God. Put stock in the Spirit shocker!!! You are somewhere down in the stream!!!

April fool !!!ha ha ha

This is so it seems on truth. I after all believe people

Hi, I just followed you :-)
Follow back and we can help each other succeed

bescouted, i'm ready to read another confession!

hahahahahahaha

I missed that !! it was a nice lie and now it's in top 10 trending

really interest me

@reggaemuffin Next time you should consider not buying 3 day worth of promotion for an April 1st joke.
;)

Once you can time promotion, I might just do that.
;)

Might as well call this April 1st-week joke.

lmao.....

@suesa how about you consider writing an article on 'THE TRUTH ABOUT LIES'
meanwhile you gat me there with the April fool stuff real good... hahahhaa

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THE TRUTH

The guilt inside you has spoken.

Wish you luck.

April fool! haha.

Guess you didn't read the small print, or the tags

Just kidding, happy April fool, have fun.

You too :)

My nick here is "Truth Is Bitter".. nice.. I know 100z of accounts are fake here, someone hiring someone for the writeups, etc. also some whales dont write anything, and are still making big raping reward pool by witness or stupid meetups, that dont do anything for helping the community, its just for the rich and easy hookeups for whales..

lmao its like no one got the joke!

Of course! He is not being paid for writing lies and misguiding! I AM ! hahahhahahaha
No, actually, im not.. I would never take money to decieve people! I would much rather decline and go beg for apples and pares!

You didn't read small print in the end of the post. He made you april fool! haha.

Always be aware of the date. And always read the small print at the end

wow, but at least that story hit the roof man ^^ good job I suppose, when all you want is getting some attention and making some money with it. as someone once said

The foolish things confound the wise...

I actually just wanted to have fun and entertain some people. The bought votes did not come from me...

No worries, these will appear no matter what. This is how the environment on steemit works apparently. As long as good and meaningful content is upvoted now and in the future, it might drive out nonsense content, making it the platform that really benefits everyone enabling the consumption and curation of qualitative input.

I'm actually part of steemSTEM, a community that is trying to do exactly what you mentioned, at least for science content. Still doesn't keep everyone and their dogs from buying votes for shitposts tho.

LOL

This comedy GOLD!

HA! GOOD TROLL.

Most of the people just don't read the small print

Perfect response to seeing the truth 💡

And this, ladies and gentlemen, is how its done! ;)

It's a joke 😂👍

This is Amazing Article bro

First day i come up on this post...im like hmm

You see, I’m not even a woman. Everything you thought you knew about me was a lie.But it is all a lie. This is not me. This is me.

Well that went from 0-100 pretty quickly...

Lets continue..

I didn’t join Steemit to have a larger audience for my stories, and I didn’t stay for the community. I stayed because I was being paid for it.

Well most people post on Steemit for financial reasons...or have too much free time on their hands (me)

But no, the real money came from Big Pharma.

Ah....huh, this is definitely an april fool's joke

i must say you had me...until you got all Alex Jones on us...lol

subbed..

Cheers!

Funny part @suesa...i wasn't wearing my glasses so i didn't even see the small lettering.
I guess i watch so much crap on the internet ( i work in finance so i research alot...so i need my dumb internet time to wind down)

When i saw Big Pharma...i was like...wait a minute...i smell a conspiracy theory.
i think i must unofficially be a conspiracy expert by now...watching this guy till 3am est almost every day. lol

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thanks again for the upvote
and Happy Easter!

Happy Easter to you too! :D

Almost 10 months ago, I joined Steemit with only one goal: To keep people from learning the truth.

I’m a professional writer, who was hired by them to spread untruths, to support their standing and success in our world.

The Steem blockchain is getting less and less interesting for them, and they’ve been paying me less and less the past few weeks.

I've been working for months as a professional flagger to suppress, hide and censor THE TRUTH and I always suspected that your account is used for similar purposes and that you are being paid for your activities (who would write posts so full of untruths without being paid for it?). And actually, I've the same problem: they are paying much less in recent months for flagging THE TRUTH!

Wololo!

(RandoHealer has healed this post because you have been randomly selected from the whitelist. Lucky!)

I can recommend a small island, totally off the radar. Please DM me.

hey bloom.. i notice you didnt like my post! well you are a professional flagger so i get it..

i WONDER.. have you actually done any research yourself on this? because i have!! It might be worth commenting before you flag sometimes! find out some of the truth? Did you watch the video? no i guess not?

oh well.. flag away!

WELL...WELL...I guess I should count it a privilege then--as a consummate "truther"--that you downvote every post I make.

Glad I grind your gears so consistently.

CHRIST! I swear you almost had me crying until...

I hope you all realize, that today is the 1st of April and that this was an April fool’s joke. Also, the picture of the man has been taken from pixabay.com, just as the cover picture. Wishing you who celebrate it a happy Easter and everyone else a nice day!

Cruel joke, lol! Happy Easter Queen of Science :D

I fell for it. I hate this day because I was easily fooled haha. By the way this a nice read never thought it was fake because of how you write it.

Thank you!

Hai, helo @suesa! Ini postingnya bagus.. follow.. 😀

You are a great writer indeed,i had almost fallen foe this and was begining to doubt my existence on Steemit,then dang you nailed it at the end.

I am sure many people will not read it to the end and especially the small formatted text! This is the first time i had fallen for this day's pranks hahahaha !

You might fake everything, but that hair was 100% proof you are real ;)