Can Cold Water Clean Dishes?

in #upvote6 years ago

Can Cold Water Clean Dishes? This is for all the germ conscious folks that worry about using cold water to clean.
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John went to visit his 90 year old grandfather in a very secluded, rural area of Saskatchewan.
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After spending a great evening chatting the night away, the next morning John's grandfather prepared breakfast of bacon, eggs and toast.
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However, John noticed a film like substance on his plate, and questioned his grandfather asking,
'Are these plates clean?'

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His grandfather replied, 'They' re as clean as cold water can get em. Just you go ahead and finish your meal, Sonny!'

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For lunch the old man made hamburgers.

Again, John was concerned about the plates, as his appeared to have tiny specks around the edge that looked like dried egg and asked, 'Are you sure these plates are clean?'

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Without looking up the old man said, I told you before, Sonny, those dishes are as clean as cold water can get them. Now don't you fret, I don't want to hear another word about it!'

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Later that afternoon, John was on his way to a nearby town and as he was leaving, his grandfathers dog started to growl, and wouldn't let him pass.

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"Where the EFFF do ya think YOU'RE going, PAL?"

John yelled and said, 'Grandfather, your dog won't let me get to my car'.

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Without diverting his attention from the football game he was watching on TV, the old man shouted!
'Coldwater, go lay down now, yah hear me!'

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Meet Coldwater ! Have a fabulous STRESS FREE day!
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PLEASE DO YOUR PART !
Today is one of the many National Mental Health Days throughout the year. You can do your bit by remembering to send an e-mail to at least one unstable person. My job is done!
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Life is too short for negative drama & petty things. So laugh insanely, love truly and forgive quickly! From one unstable person to another... I hope everyone is happy in your head - we're all doing pretty good in mine!

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Pretty Funny. I went ahead and phoned it in . . .old-man-phone-465207 courtesy express.co.uk.jpg
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