Valentine Wish: Qualities My Wife To Be Must Have

in #valentine7 years ago (edited)

Every fully developed, young adult have an idea of who they want to spend the rest of their lives with. I did and got mine sorted out. But this friend of mine has a case "finding his Cinderella".


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It's 2018 and after confronting him again with the same question: >quoteWhen are we getting the IV? You will be shocked to know the qualities he desires to have in the lady of her dreams. Read on to find out what he has to say.


For one year, no one could convince me she's the one who fits this description perfectly....

I remain single till I find her....

Here is it as stated exactly a year ago...

"To all those on my case asking me when am I getting married, this is me trying to make this easier..

The lady must love football and must support Manchester United.

She must love players like Rooney, Beckham, Giggs, Scholes, Rio Ferdinand, Nani, CR 7 and co....

She must never see Sir Alex Ferguson as a racist...

She must never support Arsenal or Manchester City.

She must support Holland at any World Cup or Euros.

Italy is allowed...

She must love Formula One and must never like Lewis Hamilton.

She can support Team Mercedes, but stand a great chance if she's a fan of Ferrari and Fernando Alonso.

She must also love Tennis but must support Rafael Nadal. Djokovic is a "No- No".

She must love Usain Bolt...

She must not like Telemundo or Zee World.

Shows like Fashion Police, The Kardashians bla bla bla should irritate her.

She must be able to read a 1000 paged novel in 4days max...

She must love channels like ID, CI, and Super Sport...

She must not see all Muslims as terrorist and all Christians as infidel.

She must not see all Igbos as IPOB, all Hausas are intolerant lot and Yorubas as Cowards and untrustworthy...

She must not be judgmental...

She must always be flexible.

She must have a vice... all those good girls hardly forgive and very bitter about small things...small thing like outside betting... by the side runs...

She must be a potential political coup plotter.

She must be ambitious...

She must love politics

She must be patriotic and nationalistic.

She must have visit 15 states of the federation which must be spread across the 6 geopolitical zone.

She must be prepared to take food to any detention center across the country.

Above all, she must be strong, ambitious, intelligent, and must make sense die!!!

If you know any who fits into the personality aforementioned, give her a referral..

If not, make no one come ask me when I wan marry..


Now, I'm at loss on what to advice him. What do you recommend?

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