RE: Apparently, I am supposed to spend $114,500 on vacations over the next 50 years
Lolz, I had no idea Eats Shoots Leaves was about that. I'd heard it was funny but now I want to read it really badly. Ahem, Amazon!
I also think that people who write and say would of, when they mean would have, should be struck by some galloping bubonic or wandering space rock or something!
Though I must say that I didn't take offence to the title until you pointed out its rude and demanding syntax. I almost wrote it's just for a laugh there, but my inner OCD just wouldn't let me.
Two grammatical errors that I myself commit all the time, which when I read back my work has me reaching for the barbed underwear and the self flagellation whip. Is when I write to when I mean too and no when I mean know.
I've even been known to write new when I meant knew and right when I meant write.
Strike me down!
And yes I know my sentences are often too long. And yes I know you shouldn't start a sentence with the word and . . .
:-)
And that was the rest of the story! Thanks for reading, thinking, and analyzing. :)
Welcome; these are definitely my favourite @donkeypong articles, where you are observational, lighthearted and educational all in one bundle. :-)
Cg