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I mean, apparently toilet paper is the currency of the incoming wasteland furure, dood.

Haha...Yep, I don't know who started it, but it's a precious commodity these days. I've seen none in the supermarket here for days.

There's none here either, we got lucky and found some 5 days ago right at the start of this panic buying, so I think we will be good for at least the next 10-12 days. But, I've been trying to find some for my friends and their families and it's just not available. You'd have better luck rubbing a piece of coal on your dick and grinding out a diamond at this point.