Rite
I'm surprised really. No, more than surprised, I'm shocked.
Why… Why? Why did you do it, how did you do it, what did you even do?
I've been wondering that for a while. Why do I think you did something? Why do I think?
Well, you see, I think, therefore I am. Why am I? Why not?
And that's even before it starts getting complicated. And then I realized that it's not all that complicated at all, in fact, all it is is a druid bunny.
Because why not? And then I realized that druid bunnies don't exist, so why am I even here?
That was a twofold question. You see, I like things quartered. Especially when they're drawn.
Don't you just love making terrible puns with a dozen different meanings which don't make sense anywhere except in your head, and possibly in conversations with that weird friend of yours?
You know the one. He likes smelling people's feet, randomly does dances which look good nowhere except in his head, is probably gonna kill me as soon as he reads this.
Moving on. How do you get a finger infection from playing guitar? Who does that?
And why, exactly, would you put tape over your bandage so that you could continue playing, just because the bandage was getting in the way. Wasn't playing the guitar how you got that infected in the first place?
And why am I mocking the only people I know who actually read this thing? At least now I know why I have no friends.
And hey, you're always better off knowing, right?
Rite.
No, I'm serious. We need to get started on this rite, if we don't do it soon, we'll never summon this demon.
How often do you think opportunities like this come up?
Pretty often. I mean, didn’t you tell me –
Shut up! You're not supposed to repeat that, especially where the nice people can hear you.
How about where the not-nice people can hear me?
Oh. Yeah, I guess that's alright then.
Pretty often. I mean, didn’t you tell me –
Never mind. No repeating that, period.
No repeating that period? But what if I-
Stop talking to yourself!
No, you stop talking to yourself!
I'm confused
Shut up Bob!
Oh. Uh, you guys are mean.
Your point being?
Sorry, bad punctuation. Your point, being?
Did you just call me 'being'
No, we called you being, without the quotation marks.
I…'m just gonna walk away slowly, let this crazy guy finish his conversation with himself.
No! You're part of us too, you know.
I… was hoping you wouldn't notice that.
What's with you and ellipses anyway?
I… Oh. We recently got together again.
I thought she hated your guts.
I… shh! Don't remind her!
-hyperbole out.
Oh great, it's another one of those posts. You know, where I spend most of it talking to myself. Oh well, not much I can do about it now. Besides for, y'know, not posting it. But that would be boring.
Haha this too epic omg! Its me all day -- or -- or -- I mean us - us. But I'm their leader. Sshh. Not here. We're not going to argue about whos the leader here. Why? Cos this place is crowded already cantcha see? Oh right you cant. I'm the only one that can - which is why I'm the leader... hey cut it out..
Pardon me...I gotta deal with these folks... elipses all day!!
I see we've created another one like us. Solipsism strikes again.
There's only one thing that will sort out those repeating periods...
Menopause!
Badoom tsh!
Umm. We kinda try to avoid all that Badoom tsh! during the Menopause
Be that as it may...
I found this so great, glad to see I'm not the only one haha
Why thank you, I quite appreciate your appreciation.
And if you start to get into the appreciating the appreciation for the appreciation for the ....
Hey! Ellipses, what are you doing here of all places?
How do you know that druid bunnies don't exist?
If you haven't seen one, it doesn't mean that there couldn't be one. Or two. And If there are two druid bunnies, there are hundreds of druid bunnies soon.
Rite?
Talking to myself is the best hobby there is. The best argues I've ever had were with me.
Shh! No spoilers, more on the druid bunnies later. Maybe tomorrow, maybe Friday, maybe later.
You know, I am really trying to shut up, but stuff just keeps coming out of my mouth! Like toads and shoes and glue and and and coffee cups and and and... dots and ice and druids and bunnies... I don't know, stuff!!! And I'm just watching helplessly waving with my arms pointing at things as my mouth just goes: jadajadajadajada...
Toads don't exist! They're really all frogs.
Seriously, have you never spoken to Angela? (Read Eragon at some point and you'll get the reference.)
Sorry, haven't read. Is the book better than the movie? :D Did see the movie but can't really remember what happened in it. Must have been a really good movie.
'twas a solid one, though it may have messed up on a few points, especially since it changed the ending and made book 2 impossible.
Still, I think the books were better. But the ending of the fourth might have been a bit completely and utterly idiotic and abysmally stupid.
Books are almost always better. Especially if the film is based on a book.
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Why thankee most kindly siree, for that most excellent favour thou hast granted upon me.
"Why do you do it?" Ans: I do it because I love doing it.
Nice piece of poem.