Scientists Found New Gateway Drug They're Calling Steemit

in #writing8 years ago (edited)

Steemit


Steemit Pills

Common name(s)

  • Steemit
  • Reddit Killer

Brand Name(s)

  • steemit

Uses

Steemit is generally used to ease communication with others. Some use it to help control anxiety making it easier to interact in social settings. Steemit can also be used to help convey and share ideas, opinions, and ideals. Others may use it to increase their overall knowledge of the world.

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Side Effects

Most common side effect is the inability to stop telling people about steemit. Other side effects may include but are not limited to;

  • Sleepless nights
  • Exteme fatigue
  • Headaches
  • Sore buttocks

In more extreme cases, writers block, carpel tunnel syndrome and enlightenment have been reported.

Precautions

Before using steemit you should consult a professional to make sure it's right for you. While on steemit the occasional troll may be encountered. Other people that are on steemit may have very different opinions and that's okay. Be aware that not all things found while on steemit are as they seem, and may in fact be completely fictional

Using steemit may also lead to the use of other social outlets such as, Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Pinterest, and even LinkedIn. Please be cautious.

steem caution

Overdose

If an overdose is suspected, make sure drink plenty of water and try to sleep for at least 8 hours. Sometimes a full meal may be required for full recovery. Symptoms of an overdose may include;

  • the impression of a keyboard on one side of you face
  • sore wrists
  • the inability to focus your eyes correctly
    • and in the worst cases, a bad often incoherent post or resteem was reported.

      Notes

      Please share steemit with others. Voting on your own posts can be done in the beginning but should be avoided after prolonged use. If you are using steemit to ease off of reddit please be careful and make the transition slowly as reddit will linger in your system for a long time. Long term studies have not been done for steemit and it is also still in testing phases. Please report any adverse reactions or concerns while on steemit.



      This post is only meant for entertainment and is completely fictional. I was inspired to write this after @derekareith asked if I would like to get involved in the SteemEDU initiative. In order to get on board with this project I had to join Twitter. I'm not a fan of social media sites in general and see Facebook as societies worst enemy. I still don't have a Facebook but now unfortunately I do have a Twitter account. I've disappointed myself today but it's only because I let myself get sucked in by steemit. But I just can't quit! I hope you enjoy this post. Take it easy.

      Justin

      Images used are from pixabay though some have been edited by me.

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      jbaker585, it's hilarious how quickly we get stuck in this wild steemit game. Steem On Dude!

      I know seriously, I signed up and before I knew it I had 100 posts and bunch of followers! I don't even know what happened but suddenly I use terms like STEEM power, vests, and steemian. Thanks for checking out my post, I'm glad you enjoyed it!

      Lol! Thanks for shareing the link in runrideflys post, where i sent him some sheep to count lol! Great post , its exactly me! Im actually falling asleep right now as i type! Good night! Maybe?! 😉😂

      Thanks for checking out my post and the vote. Now, get some sleep, eat a full meal, and you should make a full recovery, lol.

      Adicted as well in STEEM

      Hopelessly addicted. Thanks for the comment and the vote!

      Hahah excellent, super entertaining read

      Thanks man, glad you liked it.

      Using steemit may also lead to the use of other social outlets such as, Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Pinterest, and even LinkedIn.

      To me its been:

      Using steemit may eliminate the use of other social outlets such as, Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Pinterest, and even LinkedIn.

      Lol, very true. As I said in my epilogue though, steemit lead to me signing up for Twitter. I'm still disappointed in myself for it...

      Awesome post though, very funny! :)

      Congratulations, steemit a highly additive drug, step 24 hours a day thinking about the platform and sleep with the post which will post, it's like me talking at night and the next day I write what I dreamed, a dream days ago with the legend of a local virgin, I did. Post wrote is virgin, excellent post thank you very much

      Thanks! I'm glad you liked it!