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You missed it? You were one of the first commenters, BRO-nic the Hedgehog! I became distracted by damn webs! I tried clearing most of them these past days, but when I turned around they always regenerated. After a couple of days, it came to me. It was me who was creating the webs all along...

Aha! In my effort to not become predictable, I have misdirected all of you once again! Huzzah! For what it's worth, I took a peek at the other universe where I spoiled it to all of you, and everyone who read the spoilers rejoiced and flooded the streets with merry cheering. Unfortunately, an asteroid is going to hit that Earth in three weeks time, so shhh! Don't tell them any spoilers, and * coughs * you're welcome, Earth.