a moment of fun

Female teacher asked Xiao Ming, female teacher: there are four cows, I have two, what is it? Xiaoming replied: feet... Female teacher: you have them in your pants. What's not in my skirt? Xiaoming: Pocket... Female teacher: there is something with hair outside, inside there is milky white liquid, what is it? Xiao Ming: coconut...
God replied: it could be a serious and small man