scan-jour (52)in #satire • 6 years agoFeminist mathematicians feel that Archimedes’ law is patriarchal and should be interpreted as a living formulaPlacing less emphasis on the intentions of Archimedes at the time, feminist mathematicians at the University of…scan-jour (52)in #satire • 6 years agoSocialist gives up food for the right to foodCaracas, Venezuela: Sacrificing food for what he considers the most basic human right - the right to food - Swedish…scan-jour (52)in #satire • 6 years agoOpen-carry weapon policy in Longyearbyen must lead to really high murder ratesThe fact that people can freely own and openly carry weapons in the arctic town of Longyearbyen, Svalbard must be…scan-jour (52)in #satire • 6 years agoBear worried about macros after poor blueberry harvestA Norwegian bear has gotten increasingly worried over the last few months about potential mineral deficiencies it…scan-jour (52)in #satire • 6 years agoSweden bans influencing the election ahead of upcoming electionOnly days before the national election in Sweden, the Swedish government has decided to ban all attempts to influence…scan-jour (52)in #satire • 6 years agoVery attractive driver must have been prevented from knowing the speed limit by circumstances beyond her controlThe driver stopped at 4:01pm at a speed control outside of Danish town Aarhus yesterday, going 30 km/h over the speed…scan-jour (52)in #satire • 7 years agoBitcoin agrees to briefly go back up to 20k just one last time to let Robert who didn’t get out in time get out in timeThe Bitcoin market has mercifully agreed to go up again one last time to accommodate Robert Grønnevik from Norway, who…scan-jour (52)in #satire • 7 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.Guy on the street wearing only his underwear must be having a bad dreamErik Jenssen (23) found himself in the strangest and most uncomfortable of situations yesterday, suddenly walking in…scan-jour (52)in #funny • 7 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.PhD candidate in Lesbian Poetry reluctantly accepts $300k grant as she abandons life-long goal of starting her own businessDanish PhD candidate Anna Jepsen (31) was left with mixed feelings as she finally made the decision to put away her…scan-jour (52)in #satire • 7 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.Sweden will offer financial therapy to children who identify as richIn a ruling last week, a Swedish court affirmed that children under 18 do have the right to financial therapy if they…scan-jour (52)in #funny • 7 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.Swedish Football Association intervenes in divisive game resultsInstead of focusing on what separates football teams, the Swedish Football Association SvFF said in a press release…scan-jour (52)in #news • 7 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.Everyone dead as Trump’s presidency reaches 1-year anniversaryAs Donald Trump’s presidency of the United States is reaching its one year anniversary, everyone is now dead as a…scan-jour (52)in #bitcoin • 7 years agosteemCreated with Sketch...scan-jour (52)in #politics • 7 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.Danish PM Lars L. Rasmussen expected to declare Norwegian Declaration of Dependence after 204 years of separationAs sympathies for Catalonia’s right to secession are growing stronger, things in Scandinavia are taking a different…scan-jour (52)in #equality • 7 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.Sweden passes universal basic sex lawThe Swedish parliament passed a law securing its citizens universal basic sex earlier this week. The law secures each…scan-jour (52)in #satire • 7 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.Parts of the world actually implode as 16-year-old guy hears his own voice on tapeVast parts of Umeå and adjacent areas in Northern Sweden actually imploded as 16-year-old Göran Skeppstedt heard his…scan-jour (52)in #news • 7 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.No biological difference between humans, sociological study findsOSLO, NORWAY: In a meta analysis published this month, of 12,000 PhD sociology theses worldwide, a group of…scan-jour (52)in #life • 7 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.Moderate amounts of dust left untouched as accumulation of cables prevents vacuum cleaner full access to floorOslo, Norway: Conducting his monthly duty of cleaning a part of the apartment, roommate and student Jens Erik…scan-jour (52)in #news • 7 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.Satire organizations who struggle to get their ends meet identify reality as biggest threat to their continued existenceReality attacking existence of satire industry. Following a period of rising political and cultural tension across…scan-jour (52)in #life • 7 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.God imposes self-restrictions to fight off creeping sense of nihilismHaving enjoyed the exuberant feeling of being omniscient and omnipotent for at least 14 billion years, God finally…
