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One time I decided to dress up as the Cat in the Hat for Halloween, and I had the great idea that my girlfriend could be Thing One or Thing Two, the little creatures that destroyed everything in the story. She wasn't into it, dressed up as a biker instead as I recall. She didn't want to be my Thing I guess.

I guess it just wasn't her Thing.

It was just as well; the halloween party was at my house, she would have been obligated to destroy a few rooms to stay in character. Biker chick was the better costume for all involved.

That's a good Thing then.