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RE: *CLOSED* Traf's 1 Liner Contest: Unlikely Ways To Break Up With Someone

in #contest8 years ago

Unlikely ways to breakup with someone: book a skydiving adventure trip for two and ask her to jump first. Once she has, close the door and ask the pilot to fly you back to the airport, take a flight to Bali and never come back

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[Me] Darling, I love you, but we have to break up.

[Her] But... How? Why?

[Me] Because I'm now...

The Joker!

@mikelperez, that sounds quite familiar at least the Bali part of your story ;)