*CLOSED* Traf's 1 Liner Contest: Unlikely Ways To Break Up With Someone
Unlikely Ways To Break Up With Someone
Contest is now closed, winners will be announced in the coming days
Come up with a funny, witty or downright silly idea for Unlikely Ways To Break Up With Someone, and simply post it in the comments below for a chance to WIN! And by implication, for a chance to not win and feel a little bit shitty about it. But that's life.
Examples
Unlikely Ways To Break Up With Someone: Hire a pilot to have 'Claudia Mitchell, I'm sleeping with your sister' written in skywriting
Unlikely Ways To Break Up With Someone: Surprise them on your anniversary by showing up after undergoing gender reassignment surgery
Rules
There's a 3 entry limit per person. If you go over this limit, well, I probably wouldn't notice, so you're in with a bigger chance, but try to let everyone have a fair go. You can only win once per person,irrespective of the number of entries.
I'll pick out 10 winners who I think gave the best answers and they'll each take an even share of ALL THE SBD REWARDS OF THIS POST. Yeah I'm keeping the Steem rewards for myself because I'm a greedy fucker. Well, if I'm honest, I'm not too concerned about the money but I need to motivate myself to read through all the answers, which is a lot of effort. But mostly it's because I'm a greedy fucker.
More Than Just The Prize Money
I'll likely favor smaller steemians than more established ones, so if you're just starting out and think you're pretty funny then here's your chance to showcase your material. I'll also be taking a look at the posts of some of the people who provide the best answers, and I recommend everyone else to do the same. Take a bit of time to read through some answers, Upvote the better ones and follow their authors.
The rewards are only a small part of this competition. I want to help discover talented content creators hidden away on this platform! If you think you're one of them, view this as an opportunity to build up a following by making an impact here. And please, reach out to each other, I'm guessing some of you will have what it takes to make it big on here one day.
Last time 5 winners took home around $100 each, congratulations to @writingamigo, @rokasltu, @swenger, @jeezzle and @slyborg, hope you can join us again.
Please Upvote and Resteem to support the contest! Let's find some more talent on here
Winners are @naquoya @alphacore @claudiop63 @realcodysimon @steemint @jeff-kubitz @fynesttrish @slyborg @lepton @worldfinances
Congratulations, you take home 58.6 SBD each
Thank you everyone for playing
Wow! Thank you so much for picking my comment! I just sent 58 SBD to the winner of my contest yesterday and I wake up today and get 58.6 SBD back :D Thanks!
Nice! I'm glad you got your money back haha! Now I don't have to feel guilty about emptying your pocket haha! You even got a 0.6 profit for your trouble. Awesome! :D
Yes I made 0,6 profit :D Ballin!
Thank you @trafalgar ! I like to win :-)
Wow, I just logged in, and unexpected 58 SBD were in my wallet :) You made my day ;) Thank you
awesome! thanks for pouring even more salt in my now ex gf's wound!
Thank you very much @trafalgar - you are a wonderful person on the other side of the pond
"I'm sorry. I found someone else on Steemit."
Unlikely enough? :3
didn't know you felt that way about me kev
🤣🤣=🤑🤑
Something's Wong with this post...
And she replies: Idiot, that is my username on Steemit!
I have actually been there, done that… Only, I knew it was her, and I was testing to see if she was cheating on me. She was preparing to. DUMPED!
haha <3
Unlikely way to breakup with someone, v2017 - Actually tell them in person.
Tell her your ACTUAL number the next time she asks you how many people you've slept with...
hahaha nice
just say nipping to the toilet @trafalgar and run fast
That's actually a great one, this seems to be the age of ghosting where nobody has the balls to tell someone I'm not digging you anymore so they just disappear and ignore said persons calls until they get the hint which personally I don't think is very cool.
Good one and sadly so true! -_-
Unlikely ways to breakup with someone: Sorry honey，I didn't tell you true that I am a gay.
Yeah... pretty funny, always the best way to go for good karma.
Just tell them you're running low on Steem
because you couldn't attract the attention
of any Whales with all the posts you've made...
@pocketechange
lol
haha yeah
Haha! Simple and effective. I like it! Congrats on the win, mate! :D
Cheers mate, it was a bit of fun. :)
@trafalgar thanks for the prize too.
I submitted an entry as well, but I guess the scenario I pointed out was more likely than I thought haha!
lol
Unlikely ways to breakup with someone: book a skydiving adventure trip for two and ask her to jump first. Once she has, close the door and ask the pilot to fly you back to the airport, take a flight to Bali and never come back
haha and don't even give her a parachute
[Me] Darling, I love you, but we have to break up.
[Her] But... How? Why?
[Me] Because I'm now...
The Joker!
@mikelperez, that sounds quite familiar at least the Bali part of your story ;)
LOL!
Unlikely ways to breakup with someone: play Russian Roulette 1v1
best of 3? =) nice one
Unlikely Ways To Break Up With Someone: Tell her you're running away with RIGHT Shark.
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Great contest! Glad to see you running another one. Best way to break up with someone:
haha nice to have you back again swenger
congrats on winning the first time
Thanks again for choosing me to be part of such an "esteemed" group. I can't wait for my next job change to be able to list it on my resume. It may be an unfair advantage to the other job applicants, but that's OK as long as it is in my favor. (Note to self, remember this post before having your boss join Steemit).
Haha, nice ones!
Ask her to meet you at the bank. She shows up. Goes through doors, alarm goes off. They find the gun you've hidden in the purse before she left. She goes to jail. Tell her long distance never works out.
haha nice
Harsh but fair.
Unlikely ways to breakup with someone: take a walk with her and have a friend of yours (ideally an attractive man) meet the two of you. Later, tell her that your friend said you have a very attractive mom.
very nice!
"Roses are red, violets are blue .. I'm outta here .. the lease is your problem now."
as are the 49 cats :)