Funny joke（幽默小笑话）

Last night, the dormitory was out of power. It was too boring to open a laptop all night until there was no electricity. At 3 a.m., swim to KFC. After entering the door, I said to the clerk, "do you have a power outlet?" Clerk :" no. What would you like to eat?" I :" ah, that calculate. I don't eat, I just need to recharge." Then the clerk froze, and I turned to go out. Before going out, he heard him say, "now the machine is such a cow?"
（昨晚宿舍停电，太无聊，通宵开笔记本电脑直到没电。凌晨3点，游走到KFC。进门之后，我对店员说:"有电源插座么?" 店员:"没有。您吃点儿什么?" 我:"哎，那算了。我不吃东西，就是需要充电。"说罢，店员一愣，我转身出门。 出门之前，听到他说了句:"现在机器人儿这么牛了?"）

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