cherry11 (25)in #funny • 7 years ago • NoneFunny joke（幽默小笑话）Last night, the dormitory was out of power. It was too boring to open a laptop all night until there was no…cherry11 (25)in #cn • 7 years ago • None小笑话：小时候小时候，院子里的小朋友最酷爱角色扮演，那时候流行新白娘子传奇。大家都抢着演白娘子，抢不到就演小青，再抢不到的就演许仙，再抢不到的就演法海。弱小的我每次都抢不到，只能演观音菩萨，于是院子里大人经常能看到我盘腿坐在高处，所有小孩跪在下面拜我。 本帖笑话来源收集于网络！cherry11 (25)in #cn • 7 years ago • None小笑话：茶叶蛋同事在家煮了二个鸡蛋带到办公室吃，他一边吃着鸡蛋，一边喝着茶叶水。 我问他：“你这是什么吃法，吃鸡蛋还配茶叶水。” 这二货得瑟到：“俺这是在吃茶叶蛋。” 本帖笑话来源收集于网络！cherry11 (25)in #funny • 7 years ago • NoneLittle joke: so that's it（小笑话：原来如此）A woman walks the night road, suddenly see a man open arms toward her to come, make a hug, come forward is a foot. The…cherry11 (25)in #funny • 7 years ago • NoneYou can learn a lot from three funny jokes.（3个幽默的小笑话，却能让你获益匪浅）1、One day, the little white rabbit went fishing, and got nothing. The next day, it went fishing again, again. On the…cherry11 (25)in #funny • 7 years ago • NoneFunny joke（幽默小笑话）A man and his wife are in a hot pot restaurant, while eating and chatting, while happy, a young woman came over and…cherry11 (25)in #funny • 7 years ago • NoneHappy little joke（开心小笑话）One day, an elephant guessed ants nest nest ant climbed to the elephant, the elephant of the ants fell down, only one…cherry11 (25)in #funny • 7 years ago • NoneSmall joke: good boss.（小笑话：厉害的老板）To buy a hamster in the flower and bird market, to try the rat man, he pretended not to understand the question: "can…cherry11 (25)in #funny • 7 years ago • NoneSmall joke: hitchhiker.（小笑话：搭车）A naval officer was standing beside the driver on the bus, not sitting down, to avoid the ironing of the uniform. A…cherry11 (25)in #funny • 7 years ago • None小笑话，老农的回答（Small joke, old farmer's answer.）情感专家问一老农:爱情和婚姻的区别是什么? 老农说:很简单，你今天和她睡了，明天还想和她睡，这就是爱情;你今天和她睡了，明天还得和她睡，这就是婚姻。 同理: 今天上班了，明天还想上，这是事业;…cherry11 (25)in #bitcoin • 7 years ago • NoneRational understanding of bitcoin and blockchain risk.（理性认识比特币及区块链风险）In January, the once-booming bitcoin market plunged from $20, 000 to nearly $11, 000. Previously, regulators in some…cherry11 (25)in #funny • 7 years ago • NoneMake a joke and relax your mood.1、Stab me why The war was intense, with wounded soldiers everywhere. A general was badly wounded and was taken to the…cherry11 (25)in #cn • 7 years ago • None今日小笑话1、公园一小朋友扔纸飞机，一不小心飞到了一妹纸胸上，妹纸问了句：小朋友你飞机怎么飞到这了。 小朋友说：它在找飞机场。…cherry11 (25)in #cn • 7 years ago • None幽默小笑话三则1、一个朋友去相亲，对方上来就问：“家里人介绍说你挺好的，你可以具体说说自己哪里挺好的吗？” 朋友思考了片刻说：“我一个人挺好的！ ” 2、男士钱包就像男士乳头一样，没什么用。…cherry11 (25)in #cn • 7 years ago • None今日冷笑话1.我妈给我泡了杯咖啡，我对她表示了赞美，她说：我就知道你喜欢娘泡的东西。 2.你在睡觉前花在手机上的时间越少，第二天工作时你就不得不花更多的时间玩回来。…cherry11 (25)in #cn • 7 years ago • None冷笑话三则1、脾气大的人，就算成了佛系，也是武僧。 2、身在福中不知福，说的是有些人已经发福了但自己却装作不知道一样。 3、佛系细分一下，以有下派系： 爱喝酒、脾气差的，叫鲁智深系； 爱吃肉、胆子孝想脱单的，叫净坛使者系；…cherry11 (25)in #cn • 7 years ago • None一张搞笑图片乍一看还以为是性感的露肩装呢 本图片来源收集于网络！cherry11 (25)in #cn • 7 years ago • None小笑话：那是因为它大一男同学，冲出教室不小心摸到一位女同学的胸，刚想道歉。 只见女同学很生气的说：“真不要脸，乱摸人家胸。” 男同学立马整个人都不好了，回答道：“你有吗？我怎么没感觉啊！”…cherry11 (25)in #cn • 7 years ago • None小笑话：你看，不骗你！推销员在药店门前向过往的行人吆喝：“看看我这一头浓密乌黑的秀发，这是用了三个月防脱生发水的奇迹！ ” 秃顶的老张路过：“请问你以前秃到什么程度？” 推销员一边摘下假发一边说：“秃到一根头发都没有，你看，不骗你！ ” 本帖笑话均来源收集于网络！cherry11 (25)in #cn • 7 years ago • None搞笑段子三则1、儿子问：“沐浴是什么意思？”爸爸回答道：“就是洗澡。”儿子又问：“那沐浴阳光是什么意思呢？“爸爸想了想说：“干洗。”…
