You can learn a lot from three funny jokes.（3个幽默的小笑话，却能让你获益匪浅）

1、One day, the little white rabbit went fishing, and got nothing. The next day, it went fishing again, again. On the third day it just arrived, and a big fish jumped out of the river and shouted, if you dare to use carrot as bait, I will beat you to death!
Realization: you give yourself what you "want" to give, not what the other person wants, to live in their own world, not valuable.（第一天，小白兔去钓鱼，一无所获。第二天，它又去钓鱼，还是如此。第三天它刚到，一条大鱼从河里跳出来，大叫:你要是再敢用胡萝卜当鱼饵，我就扁死你!
领悟:你给的都是你自己"想"给的，而不是对方想要的，活在自己世界里的付出，不值钱。）

2、At a dinner party, Mark Twain sat down with a lady and said, out of politeness, you are so beautiful! The lady was ungrateful, and said haughtily: but I cannot praise you in the same way! Mark Twain said gently, "that's all right. You can tell a lie just like me." The lady hung her head in shame.
Perception: you drop the stone, you trip often is yourself.（在一次宴会上，马克吐温与一位女士对坐，出于礼貌，说了一声:您真漂亮!那位女士却不领情，高傲地说:可惜我无法同样来赞美您!马克吐温委婉平和地说:那没关系，你可以像我一样，说一句谎话就行了。那位女士羞愧地低下了头。
感悟:你扔下的石头，绊倒的往往是你自己。）

3、Girl's public voted class flower, plain xiaomei speech: if I was elected, in a few years, Mr Sisters can present to his proud of say, when I was in college, you are more beautiful than class flower! As a result, she was unanimously elected!
Understanding: persuading others to support you doesn't have to prove superior to others, but to make others feel that they are better and more fulfilled because of you.（女生公开投票选班花，相貌平平的小梅发表演说:如果我当选，再过几年，在座的姐妹可以向自己先生骄傲的说，我上大学时，比班花还漂亮!结果，她全票当选!
感悟:说服别人支持你，不一定要证明比别人都优秀，而是要让别人觉得，因为有你，他们才变得更优秀、更有成就感。）

This post joke is collected from the network.（本帖笑话均来源收集于网络）