Funny joke（幽默小笑话）

A man and his wife are in a hot pot restaurant, while eating and chatting, while happy, a young woman came over and looked at the man and said, "I'm pregnant!"
His wife at first leng, next to shake hands to give a man two ears, pull and pull, even cry to bring about. The whole hot pot building's eyes are focused on them, the man is to cry no tears!
At this time, the young woman again quietly came to a saying: "trouble you to choke a cigarette, thank!"
The man covered his face and wept, but he stopped smoking after that. There is a risk of eating.
（一男人和他老婆在火锅店，边吃边聊，正高兴时，有个少妇走过来，直视着男人说: "我怀孕了!"
他老婆先是一愣，紧接着甩手给了男人两耳光，又拉又扯，连哭带闹。全火锅楼的目光都聚焦在他俩身上，男人是欲哭无泪!
这时，少妇又幽幽的来了一句: "麻烦你把烟掐了，谢谢!"
男人捂住脸哭都哭不出来，从那以后，他戒烟了!吃饭有风险，抽烟需谨慎!）

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