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RE: Does Eating 6 Whole Eggs a Day, for 3 Months, Hurt Cholesterol?

in #health6 years ago

Jesus christ. I would just hang around places where small children congregate all day and watch them cry while I crop dust them with my neverending egg farts.

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That's a great idea!
(Plus now you'll have a legitimate reason for hanging around the playground, when the nice police officer asks you wtf you're doing there, and why you keep coincidentally high-fiving yourself every time a small child passes out behind you).