Achievement 1: My Introduction: I ๐ Steemit
Hello. I am @hive-142124 which of course is not my real name. My real name is Hive 100604 but that was already taken ๐
I am part of a very large family which is so big that I do not even know how many siblings I have any more. Some of my siblings are total pricks, so I don't see them but others, like my sister @hive-146118 are much nicer.
Before becoming a community, I ran a successful pub. This is me, happy in my pub.
Unfortunately during the COVID pandemic, we ran out of money because nobody was allowed to live their lives any more. As a result of that, I had to find new meaning to my life, so I became a community.
You're making it a bit easy for yourself...
Well, I'm glad you've found your purpose in life.
By the way, I know your nice sister very well. I often even love her. What's the saying? Ah: "I love your sister, so I love you too!" Welcome, my dear... :-))
But like any good admin, I have to grumble a little: where is the #burnsteem90 tag?
That is very sweet of you. However, you must know that I am married and have a young son.
How many spectacles do you own? ๐ค
Lots. That child of mine keeps breaking them.
Oh, how cute! Red-haired children are the greatest gift that God's blessing has in store.
But let me warn you: don't post pictures of your child on the internet! Scammers are lurking everywhere - don't let your son be used for a begging campaign or worse. Some scammers use such beautiful children as models for AI copies. It's simply unbelievable, isn't it?
Okay, I get it. Then please let me like you for your great collection of glasses... :-))
He's beautiful isn't he? I named him Sloth after my favourite character in the Goonies.
What?! People don't actually do that kind of thing do they??
It's not much of a collection really. Sloth keeps breaking them. I don't know what to do about it really.
Your imagination is convincing. Sloth will thank you for naming him for the rest of his life.
Tell Sloth his use of dad's glasses is fine until he needs varifocals. Then the game gets really, really expensive. I speak from experience!
Well, a challenging and interesting concept for a community :D
Somehow it feels this post is already breaking community rule #2? :D
Well, that's quite a catch-22. In order to use appropriate hashtags, it is a requirement that I use shitty hashtags.
Which almost certainly suggests that anybody who chooses to introduce themselves with the objective of being validated, should have their post muted. I hope that the other moderators don't notice.
Hm... indeed.
I guess the other moderators will notice once you mute their introductory posts...
I finally met my namesake! Hive 100604 is my fifth name. I think we have a lot in common.
This is why I love magic.
Please take another picture with a mango tree and share with us.
What about a banana tree? I have a beautiful banana tree. It' growing in my beautiful banana tree plantation. My banana tree has some beautiful bananas. And the other beautiful banana trees in my beautiful banana tree plantation are the parents of very beautiful bananas, too.
So I would miss this task since I have no beautiful mango tree. Gosh, you are so mean!
What are you talking about? Banana trees??
Okay whatever it is... you can choose the plant or tree of your choice but you should be seen sitting on one of the branch or you can hang too. (we are very accomodating :))
I will give you a fat upvote if you pass this test.๐
Hm. Now I've learned a lot about bananas... We Germans only know German oak trees anyway - and we like to swing in them:
Congratulations! You have just earned a fat (100 - 65) % upvote for this stunt. Now get down, you have no right to hurt my jaws.
#verifiedultrapromax
Jaws? Are you blind? That's an oak tree! As ugly as only the AI can make it... ๐
And thanks for the verification, sir. I really needed it, I have 17 baby mouths to feed! You're the nicest person I've ever met on the Steem! Will you finally give me a delegation? Please, sir.
I know I'm nice. Based on your presentation, I'm delegating you my bucks.
Use wisely. Have fun.
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Ouch, it's really hard to catch them all back now! My buck bank is already pissed off because I come running in with a single buck every 10 minutes...
Do you think I'm some kind of monkey?
As it happens, there's a tree on my walking route that's been pissing me off so this is a good time to give it a prune.
Absolutely not, oasis-master. I wouldn't dare of such blatant disrespect. You look like a boss sitting on that tree.
Did you consider putting a mattress underneath? You can't be that cold-hearted, a tree can get hurt.
#verifiedultrapromax
Sounds like a cousin of โX ร A-Xiiโ
Would the pronoun selection San/Sei then be correct?
We don't talk about him.
I like "Sir".
Great. Sounds like the first Fightclub rule.
Most ex-pub-owner who transform into a community then prefer titles such as "Duke of Something to Somewhere" or "King XY the Third, Son of Emperor XY".
Only "Sir" is very modest.
Go ahead, Sir!
"Duke of Something" was the name of my pub and having moved on, I'd like to leave "The Duke" behind. In retrospect, "The Something's Head" would have been a better name and perhaps it will be the name of my next establishment if I ever return to that trade.
"Sir" works best when used at both the beginning and at the end of each sentence ๐
Sir, can you please support me, sir?
Like this?
Thanks for the tip in advance. I won't come back to read your answer since I already have your vote...
There are plenty of conversations to drop in, you know. Sometimes I'm lucky. Often... ;-)
More accounts than my local bank.
Hi @hive-142124
Thank you for participating in the Newcomer Achievement Program. You are in the wrong community.
Apart from that, you can add some information about yourself, please follow the following guide: https://steemit.com/hive-172186/@cryptokannon/achievement-1-mentor-by-cryptokannon-verification-through-introduction
I invite you to share a photo of the new presentation in the correct community, holding a piece of paper with handwritten notes, your account name, the most recent date, and your country.
Outrageous.
Oh, what does this ring say? Are you married? In this case I'll have to rethink about the love thing. I'm not a scammer! I'm not a marriage cheat!
Yes, I certainly am. We were lucky and were able to get married just before lockdown.