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Well, that's quite a catch-22. In order to use appropriate hashtags, it is a requirement that I use shitty hashtags.

Which almost certainly suggests that anybody who chooses to introduce themselves with the objective of being validated, should have their post muted. I hope that the other moderators don't notice.

Hm... indeed.
I guess the other moderators will notice once you mute their introductory posts...