Man, the stories I could tell you. In my twenties I started to write it all down, when I was learning the truth about Hollywood, working with Guy Ritchie and making tea for Madonna.

Ironically the story wasn't much different to the film we were working on, Snatch. I was a bit of a naughty boy in my youth, easily led astray by some much naughtier friends!

Anyway, the experience of working on this film smashed my Hollywood dreams and ultimately led me to the porn industry where I could finally be myself.

Not sure what happened to those few hundred pages of autobiography. Safely tucked away at my mum's house I think.

One day perhaps, if the world is still holding itself together, I may look to do something more with it.

I like your title by the way! It has a little ring to it. Much more descriptive than the current title "Just Me".