After some serious self-reflection I've come to the conclusion:
Fuck all yall my shit is dope. Don't even have to pretend to know what I'm talking about and the shits funny for some reason? Dig? I could do copywrite make sure nobody buying toilet paper ever walk out that store without an existential crisis again. That's talent.
No. Are you okay? Take it easy with that shit you're on.
And leave some for me, too.
After some serious self-reflection I've come to the conclusion:
Fuck all yall my shit is dope. Don't even have to pretend to know what I'm talking about and the shits funny for some reason? Dig? I could do copywrite make sure nobody buying toilet paper ever walk out that store without an existential crisis again. That's talent.
Yeah nah. The talent would be stopping aforementioned crisis. How about that, not so tough anymore?
Oh I'm not tough buddy, and will certainly be dead by 40, but mafucka this word shit is mine
E: When I said "fuck all yall" i didnt mean fuck you or anyone in particular i hear black people say it in similar context so i did lol
I care not about phrasing. How about stopping the existential crisis? Please?
Deal. I can still do satire right?
Guess so pal
Just checked out your page: why the hell are you wasting your time with me your life is cool as hell
Hahah my "shit" consumption has decreased to functional levels.