WHY are YOU a Sexy Steemian CONTENT PRODUCER and ain't taking no apologies about it?!

in #life6 years ago (edited)

Because lemme tell yall a lil something about "blockchains" and "reward pools": don't know shit about them. Know why? Decentralization.

Ain't that some shit.

Buy a damn lambo before the debt bubble burst.

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Does this actually make sense? As a joke?

No. Are you okay? Take it easy with that shit you're on.
And leave some for me, too.

After some serious self-reflection I've come to the conclusion:

Fuck all yall my shit is dope. Don't even have to pretend to know what I'm talking about and the shits funny for some reason? Dig? I could do copywrite make sure nobody buying toilet paper ever walk out that store without an existential crisis again. That's talent.

Yeah nah. The talent would be stopping aforementioned crisis. How about that, not so tough anymore?

Oh I'm not tough buddy, and will certainly be dead by 40, but mafucka this word shit is mine

E: When I said "fuck all yall" i didnt mean fuck you or anyone in particular i hear black people say it in similar context so i did lol

I care not about phrasing. How about stopping the existential crisis? Please?

Deal. I can still do satire right?

Hahah my "shit" consumption has decreased to functional levels.

Nice post just followed nd upvoted u pks to sam e

This will be my last attempt at helping new people, too tired of this shit:

Don't do this. It doesn't work and guarantees I wont be visiting your page because after that comment what intriguing story am I gonna find on there dude. You could have Ulysses stuffed away on there I still aint looking out of principal.

Do: leave real comments. We love those.

That some funny shit ^ right there bro.

Thanks man, keep deliberating to a reasonable degree.

And hell no I didn't read any "white paper" what the fuck else you got on deck a maroon sheet

Brother, seems like that long time hasn't passed, you are still the same!!
After this Winter, I send a lot of dances and hugs, and of course lemme tell you something...
Evoé!!!

Evoe!

So listen man I know you're brazilian n all bt you can't be licking my face every time you "evoe" alright. My mother's right over there with my wife and shit. Special occasions.

But welcome back!

Oh, Dear Brother!! XDXD
I'm not brazilian, but maybe you confuse me because now I'm more used to a roman languaje so close to portuguese. But indeed I have a son in Brazil, but that's a long and boring story even for a god!!
Ey, brother wath happened with that steem price, last time I was here it was about 7dlls, but now its just 1.4! What about those flag wars, XDXD Really?? What about my fucking goats, they disappeared!! Buildawhale at 5sbd???!!!
Well, anyway is a pleasure to hug you again my Brother! My meanads are still on vacation, so it's just you, me and my Wine!!!
Evoé!! :)

I think a man's "wordplay" can be so fucking sexy!!! I love a good mind fuck!

@bROMIUS all you bro welcome back

you must be young: people that talk like me? snotty-but-i-know-it-in shit?

we're dicks.

Yeh !! sure.... I follow @bROMIUS...

Oh shit Prince? I didn't know it was you, @bromius I'm taking him back and placing dibs.

Aren't you dead?

GHOST PRINCE?!

This is a good day.