Welcome to Steemit @agrestic!
I can already tell that this is a wonderful piece. I've some urgent mommy household chores to attend to now, but I will come back and read it thoroughly later.
I was told by @dj123 who put this in post-promotions. Dj was told by @profanereviews.
Keep on Steeming, I can see from the 3 paragraphs that you got a kick-ass and take names gift!
Thank you for the information - I will pull my finger out and look at @comedyopenmic that I keep being told I should post on. In the meantime I hope my story resonates with you and provides a modicum of reassurance that we are not alone with our terrible offspring.
I'll definitely drink to that, heheh.