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Sorry, slipped out of character and forgot how serious the cyclops can be. It isn't my fault you lost the lamp so no need to bite my head off (I know that is what you want to do). I must warn you I eat a lot of spicy dorito's so I suspect I taste disgusting.
I'll check out your intro. Although, I have to say I am suspicious because the last time I checked, the Isle of Colossa has no internet connection....