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RE: “Next Up is The Very, Very Funny And Highly Entertaining Steemit Author, All The Way From Los Angeles, California. Ladies And Gentlemen, Put Your Hands Together For...”
What a fucking ride this post was and that introduction should be used for a meme, Jesus or Mohammed!! Do people exclaim with Mohammed?
I have that issue with jokes too as I'm living in a completely different part of the country where child marriages, polygamy and men don't pee standing up. No joke, they actually squat and assume one funny as position to pee then wash their penis afterwards, they don't even shake. Fucking monsters.
When I make jokes, my sense of humour comes of rough and then they give some serious responses that just leaves me... What's the word... stumped? Yes, let's go with that. Doesn't stop me though, because I'm a clown show and I'm my biggest fan, so I just make the jokes anyways.
You made about three in this comment—jokes, not pees! Three jokes! Why do they wash their... penis? Are you serious?! Man I’d have a tough time keeping a straight face in the toilets like, “c’mere, you gotta see this!”
Dude it happens all the time amongst other cultures! Eh, we were having coffee just recently and I asked dude if there was a code to the toilet, that’s all I said, “is there a code to the toilet?” He said “no, it’s over there (pointing) make a right, it’s on yoir left” to which I responded, “so that’s the code then, one right and a left?” :flat: Pura and I thought that was funny, she even laughed out loud. Dude never twicthed a facial muscle, just said “no, there’s no code” and repeated the directions to me.
Thanks a lot for checking this one out, @belemo, I appreciate your feedback man, really! And thanks a lot for the resteem, this type of content is actually the toughest for me to release, I’m such a nervous mess thinking ‘man, I hope I’m not the only one who thinks it’s funny.’ Thanks for the confidence!
See you again soon, @belemo, have a great week. You said ‘here,’ you mean Nigeria, right? That isn’t where you’re from or are you somewhere else? Dang, I’m so confused now, I’m not even sure I asked that question legibly. I think I’m experiencing one of those cultural things again.
Yup, Nigeria(I'm in the Northern part, a place called Kaduna) and I think they pee like that because of some religious or is it traditional thing about their penises being God's vessel on Earth or something like that. It's a weird old tradition that they've managed to blend with modern day.
I try not to laugh when I see it because you don't want to be laughing at a man that has his penis dangling out. There's no rule against it but I just said it out loud and it feels really...wrongish
Eh, is it weird that I want to go to Nigeria now just so I can do the squat pee with my vessel?
You don’t think I’d stick out do you? The fully tattooed white guy with a fohawk trying to contain his laughter in the public toilet? I’m sure I could blend in.
Long as you wash your vessel, you'll blend in perfectly, whatever you do, don't shake