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RE: “Next Up is The Very, Very Funny And Highly Entertaining Steemit Author, All The Way From Los Angeles, California. Ladies And Gentlemen, Put Your Hands Together For...”

in #outofthinair5 years ago

You made about three in this comment—jokes, not pees! Three jokes! Why do they wash their... penis? Are you serious?! Man I’d have a tough time keeping a straight face in the toilets like, “c’mere, you gotta see this!”

Dude it happens all the time amongst other cultures! Eh, we were having coffee just recently and I asked dude if there was a code to the toilet, that’s all I said, “is there a code to the toilet?” He said “no, it’s over there (pointing) make a right, it’s on yoir left” to which I responded, “so that’s the code then, one right and a left?” :flat: Pura and I thought that was funny, she even laughed out loud. Dude never twicthed a facial muscle, just said “no, there’s no code” and repeated the directions to me.

Thanks a lot for checking this one out, @belemo, I appreciate your feedback man, really! And thanks a lot for the resteem, this type of content is actually the toughest for me to release, I’m such a nervous mess thinking ‘man, I hope I’m not the only one who thinks it’s funny.’ Thanks for the confidence!

See you again soon, @belemo, have a great week. You said ‘here,’ you mean Nigeria, right? That isn’t where you’re from or are you somewhere else? Dang, I’m so confused now, I’m not even sure I asked that question legibly. I think I’m experiencing one of those cultural things again.

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Yup, Nigeria(I'm in the Northern part, a place called Kaduna) and I think they pee like that because of some religious or is it traditional thing about their penises being God's vessel on Earth or something like that. It's a weird old tradition that they've managed to blend with modern day.

I try not to laugh when I see it because you don't want to be laughing at a man that has his penis dangling out. There's no rule against it but I just said it out loud and it feels really...wrongish

Eh, is it weird that I want to go to Nigeria now just so I can do the squat pee with my vessel?

You don’t think I’d stick out do you? The fully tattooed white guy with a fohawk trying to contain his laughter in the public toilet? I’m sure I could blend in.

Long as you wash your vessel, you'll blend in perfectly, whatever you do, don't shake