Interesting read. Did you make it all up, yourself? ;)

What are your sources? Spanish newspapers (that have been known to print ridiculous stories) or the Daily Express (hardly renowned for quality journalism)? Nits were saying he'd go over the summer - he didn't. So, unless Liverpool's price is met, how have things changed, exactly? He only just signed a 5 year contract pretty recently.

And if you think Nike made a 'mistake' running that ad, lol, you'll believe anything. They were trying to unsettle the player, quite plainly.

Your stats were accurate, at least - probably (couldn't be arsed checking them, and you had no need to lie there, I expect).