emmistilton (50)in #satire • 6 years ago • NoneAustralia will never be safe until the government has the power to do as it pleasesAustralia will never be safe until the government has the power to do as it the pleases, the Australian government has…emmistilton (50)in #travel • 6 years ago • None6 Things I Learnt After Spending The Past 3 Months in North Korea, Iran and Iraq(1) It is very easy to get swept up in something evil In North Korea I attended a performance called the mass games.…emmistilton (50)in #sex • 6 years ago • NoneEmmis uncensored: “My bumble date said 3 words to me that made my balls explode”Every week I'm treated to a story on my apple news app by Nadia Bokody. She's a writer for Mama Mia and the stories…emmistilton (50)in #satire • 6 years ago • None"Stop sensationalising the news" says man who compares anyone who disagrees with him to hitlerThe Nazi's are everywhere. That's according to 28 year old perpetual student Thomas Creedence and it's only a matter…emmistilton (50)in #satire • 6 years ago • None#MeToo founder set to receive fair trial and due process after having sex with underage boyLeaders of the #MeToo movement have called for calm and due process after leader Asia Argento was accused of having…emmistilton (50)in #satire • 6 years ago • NoneInterview With A White KnightThe name in this article has been changed because the last thing this man wants is attention. It didn't take much…emmistilton (50)in #trans • 6 years ago • NoneTrans woman dies of cancer after failing to tell Dr she identified with having a prostateA trans woman, otherwise known as a biological man, has died from prostate cancer after her doctor saw no reason for…emmistilton (50)in #satire • 7 years ago • NoneWild celebrations as Ireland votes yes to the killing of unborn babiesThe people of Ireland have burst out in wild celebrations overnight after a referendum passed allowing pregnant women…emmistilton (50)in #satire • 7 years ago • NoneAfricans accuse black Americans of cultural appropriationA group of Kenyan men have told black Americans to stop appropriating African culture after a series of high profile…emmistilton (50)in #sex • 7 years ago • NoneStudies reveal "A Real Man" isn't afraid to cuckEvery few years society comes up with a definition of what it means to be a “real man” and those among us who believe…emmistilton (50)in #bitcoin • 7 years ago • NoneConfessions of a Dark Net Drug Dealer Part 1The following story was told to me by someone who wished to remain anonymous. I first got into drug dealing not long…emmistilton (50)in #introduceyourself • 7 years ago • NoneHi, I write satire and I post it hereHi everyone, My name is Emmis Tilton and i write satire. I live in Australia. My website is www.thestocktontimes.com…emmistilton (50)in #satire • 7 years ago • NoneStudies show alcohol in moderation is healthy due to everyday life being far more harmfulResearch from the USA has proven that moderate alcohol use is beneficial to health simply because nothing is more…emmistilton (50)in #writing • 7 years ago • NoneLocal man forced back to porn after housemate breaks up with girlfriendA Sydney man has been forced back into the perverse world of online pornography after his housemates broke up and…emmistilton (50)in #bitcoin • 7 years ago • NoneOld man with no understanding of bitcoin convinced it’s a bubble54 year old Brendan Lucas will be the first person to tell you he knows a thing or 2 about money. After all, he’s…emmistilton (50)in #satire • 7 years ago • NoneMale feminist wondering how long does he have to agree with women until he gets laidFor the past 6 months Davey Thompson has attended every meeting of his local feminist group. With passionate…
